Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart

My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock

by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021

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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

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Bee-Knocks

What you look through with one hand to peep at your "smoking hot" neighbor while you jack off with the other.

Regular Joe: So what were you up to last night?

Jeepers Creeper: I was using my Bee-knocks!

by pikx45 July 6, 2010

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Bink-Knock

Someone who is a lame or good for nothing; to be considered faulty, useless or unsuitable.

1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".

2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".

3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".

4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".

by J Orchid February 20, 2011

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