away from keyboard

it means afk

i am away from keyboard (afk)

by onesie gaming August 20, 2014

Keyboard Warrior

A boy/girl that has so much time they are always on their phone, texting, bbming whatever the weather, weasing birds in the most unballsy manner

Yeah you know that Sam ABear kid?
Yeah?
He's a right keyboard warrior!

by Moose1543 July 13, 2011

new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

by madaman333 February 8, 2015

Keyboard cowboy

someone who talks cack on the internet and expects not to be caught especially privately and then exposed

x is a ****...(usually to another keyboard cowboy)

by one face March 23, 2009

came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

crack head with a keyboard

Any one that thinks they are a rock star and they actually suck.

Dude, did you hear that band? Just a crack head with a keyboard! I can totally do that!

by leg warmers rock December 2, 2004

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021