Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart

My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock

by Person #37878678 September 05, 2021

The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.

"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

by Amynonomous April 01, 2014

Bink-Knock

Someone who is a lame or good for nothing; to be considered faulty, useless or unsuitable.

1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".

2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".

3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".

4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".

by J Orchid January 31, 2011

knocking pocketbooks

When 2 gay men are going full-force after the same man or thing

I'm sure you'd make a great roommate, but I think we'd just end up knocking pocketbooks.

by Rovich68 January 19, 2015

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie December 20, 2017

Nut knocked

To impregnate a female.

My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019