Saturday, I had plans for some frock shopping and a mani-pedi, but then I started thinking about Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice, so I stayed home for some kitty whipping instead.
by pinkmilk August 9, 2010

by missdillpickle January 21, 2017

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

Meaning To Masturbate.
by HI I LIKE CHEESE May 11, 2006

by [x][a][m][y][x] January 1, 2006

The coolest cartoon cat you will never meet, only to be ruined by those we call the Scene Kid.
Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!
Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!
by Penguins Kick Ass August 8, 2009
