A dude who tries to be friendly but jokes too much and hurts everyone. Name of a childish boy who thinks that the world can be easy to tame if you have hope.
by Artic_mammal January 30, 2020

by Paris_Dior07 February 22, 2021

A guy thats so nice and caring that you might think he is a psychopath that is only acting nice to get close to you and then kill you and hide your body in a butcher's freezer and frame the butcher... but don't worry he definitely isn't
wow Kevin isn't a psychopath
by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022

A cartoon character from Spongebob Squarepants. He is a sea cucumber and love hunting jellyfishes and got stung by the jellyfish itself all over his body (including his eyes). He have a crown on his head which is sticking to his body
Kevin: "any question?"
Spongebob: *raises his hand* "Hi, Kevin"
Kevin: "Next!"
(spongebob does the same thing all over again0
Spongebob: *raises his hand* "Hi, Kevin"
Kevin: "Next!"
(spongebob does the same thing all over again0
by kwyydeez April 22, 2018

The male counterpart to Karen.
Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Friend-1: "Hey watch out, here comes Kevin."
Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"
Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."
Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"
Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."
Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
by VermontMan July 18, 2020

Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.
by Ac3ofH3artzz May 1, 2022

A racist, single-term council member of a small Washington town. His ideas are outdated and he doesn't understand how the internet works. See also: Don W.
by selah2020 June 17, 2020
