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Kevin

A racist, single-term council member of a small Washington town. His ideas are outdated and he doesn't understand how the internet works. See also: Don W.
Man, that dude thinking Black Lives Matter is a communist organization is a real Kevin W.
by selah2020 June 17, 2020
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Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.
Kevin is such a douchebag!
I hate Kevin for being a fuckboi!
I love Kevin, I could never leave him
by Ac3ofH3artzz May 1, 2022
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Kevin

The male counterpart to Karen.

Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Friend-1: "Hey watch out, here comes Kevin."

Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"

Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."

Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
by VermontMan July 18, 2020
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Kevin is a nice guy that tried to move on in his life but had a monkey wrench thrown into it because his ex had a huge life insurance policy on him now everything he does did or ever tried to do has been unfortunately unfair for the man
by Unfortunatelyniceguy January 28, 2022
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Kevin is an amazing boy. He is very sweet, caring, kind, funny, and not to mention handsome. He has many crazy friends and a crazy personality. Even though he sometimes make mistakes, don't we all? He also has the softest black hair ever. He sometimes is a bit weird (I am too) but if I'm really being honest I love him with all my heart. He is the best boyfriend ever. He will always be there for you and make you laugh.
"Kevin is literally the most funny boy"
"He is the sweetest thing"
by HaloHN January 17, 2020
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Kevinned

Having found an amusing marrow-like vegetable amongst ones belongings.
Tom : Oh no! I've been Kevinned!
by kevinned October 19, 2019
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A man with many talents and many girlfriend.
Kevin has many girlfriends.
by Cj 1233 February 26, 2018
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