kentucky shoelace

velco straps

Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.

by yea you bet April 11, 2011

Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.

Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch

by denimDom March 07, 2020

Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

by Doctor.J May 26, 2021

Kentucky thumb

To shove thy thumb into bleeding hole to stop bleeding

My gun exploded so I had to Kentucky thumb my neck

by Daddy332769 May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A sexual intercourse position in which a thumb is pressed into the vagina with as much pressure possible.

“Tonight I’m gonna use the Kentucky thumb on her ;)”

by May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A sex position in which a thumb is deeply inserted into a vagina.

My dick wasn't big enough, so I gave her a Kentucky Thumb.

by Balooga420 May 20, 2021

kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 01, 2017