July 21

Hey it’s July 21
Time to suck some tits
by Billy boob July 19, 2022
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July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.
Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!
by Moo mooie July 02, 2021
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July 18th

The Day of the Weed Olympics

-compete in weed games to see who wins
Sean- damn I’m so excited for July 18th

Sally- what’s on July 18th?
Sean- The Weed Olympics! You compete in weed games.
by ggdells69 April 20, 2020
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July 29

on this day you have to make out with your bf/gf and let them have a sleepover with you
Boy:hey it’s july 29 u know what that means
Girl:no?????
Boy:*kisses girlfriend*
Girl:what was that for
Boy:i love you wanna sleep over
by -Haha April 04, 2022
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july 17

“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”
by oooooolivia October 16, 2019
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FFFFFFFourth of July

A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:

Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July
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by Erca83 September 27, 2018
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July 6

The day we lost a legend @thecameronboyce
by Tech_Support July 07, 2019
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