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Jordan

A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.
person: Looks its Jordan!
Person2: Oh no, hide your bread
by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019
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Jordan

A super kind man very handsome, girl magnet blond hair eyes to attract girls from anywhere
Man his eyes are so beautiful he must be a Jordan!~
by Jumican December 11, 2016
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Jordan

The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her
Hey did u see her? She's so fine, bet her name is Jordan.
by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015
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Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.
by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019
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Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.
by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018
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Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.
Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019
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Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.
Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?
by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015
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