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Jonah

The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1

on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.

and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
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Jonah

A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.
Your being such a fucking Jonah!
by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024
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Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin
"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"
by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021
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Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
by Sir. B July 1, 2021
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