Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.

"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."

by Opie Logrun August 1, 2007

Joke Buddy

a person who shares your response (laughter) to a humorous situation or joke, therefore providing validation, making the situation or joke actually funny.

Without a joke buddy, you're just an ass laughing at something nobody else finds funny.

by ChasRat13 May 28, 2009

Joker that ho

Verb: when someone goes down on a woman who is menstruating, smears blood ala heath, and asks their woman "whyy...so...serious?" the look is completed when she gives him two black eyes and knocks him out.

q: how was sex with that girl with the anger problem?

A: I tried to joker that ho but I ended up looking like the fool.

by Ruby Ruckus June 28, 2009

Joker Pubes

When a woman has let her bush grow to the full potential, right when the ends began to point outwards, it looks like Jack Nicholsons smile when he played the Joker.

Man, I hate watching 70's porn, all the women have Joker Pubes.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 7, 2009

broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007

Bad Joke

This definition is not funny nor is it true. Why the hell are you looking up bad joke on the Urban Dictionary?

This shit's a bad joke nigguh

by Vincepti0n May 23, 2016

tha joker

the most under rated rapper that will ever live. amazing flows wouldnt be surprised to see him in the top 5 sometime soon. his best raps are we do it for fun part 1, 2, 3, 3.5, and 4 you can look him up on youtube or even better download his songs on itunes.

"see im seventeen and i have an accountant, your seventeen but you get an allowance."

"every morning while you go to starbucks to get coffee, i be at the bank like get this cash off me, my cars so new but my money so old my grills iced out so my barbecues cold"

-tha joker

by BenisG March 2, 2010