johnny depp

the sexiest man alive

whoa, johnny depp was so fucking hot in pirates of the caribbean

by nee November 25, 2003

Johnny Depp

An absolutely amazing actor. He goes above and beyond expectations and makes him possibly the most incredible actor out there. Not to mention he's sexy as hell. But he also knows what's right and what's wrong, and in his characters, he brings out the quirks and crazy traits and makes us feel like we should respect our own, and not make fun of others'. Go Johnny!!! (Plus, he's pretty modest. :) )

"I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted
to be. I wasn't looking for that." -Johnny Depp

by Lilleth January 15, 2004

Johnny Fappleseed

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".

"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"

by vito love May 17, 2006

johnny dang

Johnny Dang aka TV Johnny is an oriental man who has appeared on various music videos. He is notably known for his blood diamonds which he puts on jewelry for rap stars and displaying them on , hence TV Johnny.

Man when I get that record deal the first thang I'm a cop is that Johnny Dang watch, fo'rizzle with 24 carat icicles.

by barack o-drama March 31, 2008

mellow johnny

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

by Cyclist August 7, 2005

johnny depp

God. Perfection. SEXY.

Johnny Depp is my baby's daddy.

by Pinkerbell January 14, 2004