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Doppy Jew

A breed of cat which stem from unknown parts of the universe.
They all share the same colour- 'golden furrs' and each of their golden furrs cost nearly $10,000USD (which can be found on ebay every once in a great while).

There are only six known today:
1. Outside of Dublin, Ireland
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Hamburg, Germany
4. Užice, Serbia
5. Dundee, Michigan
6. Ann Arbor, Michigan
My Doppy Jew has a heart of golden furrs!
by Ahmbular May 4, 2006
mugGet the Doppy Jewmug.

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.
Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart
by Jim June 18, 2006
mugGet the jew lawyermug.

Christmas Jew

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.
He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.
by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006
mugGet the Christmas Jewmug.

Jew swoggle

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"
mugGet the Jew swogglemug.

Jew

Ew... Jew
Person 1 "Ew, look there is a jew"
Person 2 "Ew, I'm a jew"
by Iihatejews May 13, 2022
mugGet the Jewmug.

Jew Magic

The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.
1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
by Dem0nCrsecent October 24, 2007
mugGet the Jew Magicmug.

jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.
Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!
by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006
mugGet the jew eggmug.

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