Jew Shell

Being Totally concerned with only money while ignoring the rest of the world.

Adam is stuck in his Jew Shell Again!

by PioZom May 3, 2009

Jew fucker

The definition of a jew fucker is someone who fucks jews

Lets go see timmy. I heard he is a jew fucker

by BIg man Jew Fucker March 30, 2021

Non-jew

Someone that looks like a Jew and maybe even has a Hebrew name but actually has a German bloodline.

Wow, he has curly hair but his name is Levi Bismarck...he must be a non-Jew.

by AngstyBoiOnParade April 13, 2018

Doppy Jew

A breed of cat which stem from unknown parts of the universe.
They all share the same colour- 'golden furrs' and each of their golden furrs cost nearly $10,000USD (which can be found on ebay every once in a great while).

There are only six known today:
1. Outside of Dublin, Ireland
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Hamburg, Germany
4. Užice, Serbia
5. Dundee, Michigan
6. Ann Arbor, Michigan

My Doppy Jew has a heart of golden furrs!

by Ahmbular May 4, 2006

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 18, 2006

Christmas Jew

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.

He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.

by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006

Jew swoggle

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.

" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

by Chris the Catholic Jew hater May 5, 2010