Data Jew

A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.

Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!

by rack city bitch May 2, 2016

Jew fucker

The definition of a jew fucker is someone who fucks jews

Lets go see timmy. I heard he is a jew fucker

by BIg man Jew Fucker March 30, 2021

jason the jew

He is my friend and he is a jew upvote this so he is in the dictionary.

Hey Jason the Jew

by Yamuthaiskindahottho April 9, 2021

Doppy Jew

A breed of cat which stem from unknown parts of the universe.
They all share the same colour- 'golden furrs' and each of their golden furrs cost nearly $10,000USD (which can be found on ebay every once in a great while).

There are only six known today:
1. Outside of Dublin, Ireland
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Hamburg, Germany
4. Užice, Serbia
5. Dundee, Michigan
6. Ann Arbor, Michigan

My Doppy Jew has a heart of golden furrs!

by Ahmbular May 4, 2006

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 18, 2006

Christmas Jew

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.

He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.

by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006

Jew swoggle

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.

" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

by Chris the Catholic Jew hater May 5, 2010