Pulling a Jackson

When you wear pajamas under your pants.

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.

by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.

Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008

Jacksons Dick

So large you can see it from Mars!

Jacksons dick is so long it won't even fit!

by Jackson's Dick March 21, 2017

Make like Janet Jackson and nip out

To pop out for a brief period of time, like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl.

I'm just going to make like Janet Jackson and nip out - anyone want anything?

by Hobbo78 April 23, 2011

andrew jackson

The 7th president of the United States. He acted against the ruling of the Supreme Court which recognized the government of the Cherokee Indians and the borders of their homeland. He helped the Georgians to force the Cherokee out of their land, saying such things as, "Let (the Supreme Court) protect them" and "We will light a fire underneath (the Cherokee) so that they will have to move." After being rounded up and placed in concentration camps, many Cherokee starved to death, while others prostetuted themselves for food. Then they began the Trail of Tears or Trail Where They Cried Oklahoma, along which several thousand died. The reason of all this was the anger and selfishness of Georgians who could not accept the fact that the Cherokee had built a government for which the United States government was a model (it had 3 branches of government). Moreover, the Georgians, excited by the Georgia Gold Rush, wanted the gold that was on Cherokee land. It is through his actions that today certain groups of Cherokee Indians now buy back very small portions of the land that is there's, reluctantly using casino money to do so. Thus, Andrew Jackson is another step in the legacy of cruelty, racism, and genocide of American Indians.

Although his actions were horrible, Americans continue to revere Andrew Jackson because he was "a man of his times" and that somehow excuses him.

by John Thiel September 3, 2008

Michael Jackson

The king of pop. The best musician out there at the moment. The best dancer in the world. The king of Music. Beautiful person and a heart of gold.

King of pop. Humanitarian. People do not understand him!

by michaelisinnocent May 13, 2005