Jonah

Somebody who’s birthday sucks

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck

by Threeballsinmymouthinthesouth July 16, 2022

Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.

Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.

by Gigachadus June 15, 2022

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022

Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 14, 2022