Jasper

The kid that will ddos you at every opportunity he gets, however he is also very short and gay

You're such a Jasper. Like look at your height.

by Boris Johnson. January 25, 2021

Jasper

Fat nigga

Jhon Cena got a penetration by Jasper

by JAPSER2002 November 22, 2021

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

Jasper

To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.

Jasper pulled a Jasper on me

by MM132 March 21, 2021

Jasper

The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss

Jasper give me a blowie.

by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025

jasper★ (jazbur★)

jasper★ or jazbur★ is the coolest and just best person in general. this has been scientifically proven so there's no denying it. i do not have any proof to back that statement up whatsoever but i am speaking the truth, trust me.

you're the best! you're extremely kind and really cool, you're just like jasper★ (jazbur★)

by niko. February 16, 2021

Jasper

Isn’t the smartest of men and is known for his fucking putrid farts, he's small and so is his Brian. He is a disappointment and should be forgotten.

Fuck why you acting like Jasper!

by SmartCoolDictionary October 29, 2020