James

sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.

overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut

Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"

by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021

James

now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.

Christ have you seen how much of a James that guy is, would defo smash.

by jimbo762 November 22, 2020

James

A fat ass

Definition- fat ass with a lisp
Example: hey bro did you see James? That would suck if I were him.

by Hugecock56 November 18, 2019

James

James is a complete mystery. A beautiful fucked up masterpiece. The kind of guy you’d be proud to take home to your parents. The kind of guy that is so remarkably driven that he could inspire art. If you ever get the pleasure of meeting James, don’t let go.

Hey James, it’s really good to see you.

by it’s you and me June 22, 2020

James

The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.

RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right

Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*

by That Random Gril October 11, 2020

James

James is a funny odd person who is definitely worth becoming friends with he's loyal caring and will make a great dad they are the coolest friends to have if you don't mind there anger issues

If you find a James be friends with them if you need a cool fun odd friend

by Name rename January 30, 2021

James

A kid who never gets off his phone and lives in his room. He gets no girls and only skips school to work.

Dont be like James.

by 1246141 January 20, 2022