JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

JD

He's not a rebel. He's fucking psychotic. But, I can FIX HIM I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR.

"JD, you're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"

"you say tomato, I say tamato"

by Jennyb3an October 4, 2023

JD

a word used to define a person that's so fucking crazy and horny that he'd get his entire class an incident report within the first week of school

"Did you hear what happened? His entire class got detention because he kept on moaning during the test."
"That's so JD core of him."

by kakazoozoo November 26, 2023

JD smith

Jd smith is a baller from doncaster, he is also an ex fortnite goat and got #32 in a cash cup

jd smith is the goat

by fortnitegoat05 November 27, 2023

JD McDonagh

If the Judgement Day were the Vanoss crew, he'd be Ohmwrecker

Nobody gives a shit about JD McDonagh!

by RandomRubbishRick February 28, 2024