Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.
"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
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E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps
Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by Baron V. Stacker March 24, 2018
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shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches
by i<3C.K. March 25, 2011
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cloud shoes

The act of getting high.Or in refinance to weed.
If im going to that shitty movie with you i got to put on my cloud shoes
by Iomandala August 13, 2007
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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 05, 2011
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Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes
She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.
by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018
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