inversion

When the penis, due to cold or extreme revulsion, retreats back into the body. An uber soft-on.

That Noelene bitch is so ugly she gave me an inversion. My dick's in hiding!

by CountFistula August 3, 2005

Inverted Taco

A girls vagina, somewhat beefy looking, potentially very stanky, very long torn up labia.

I don't know about your inverted taco tonight Julia, it's pretty rank, somewhat diseased, and clearly stanky.

by Scud September 12, 2003

inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005

inverse moustache

A woman, of the female variety, who has a very hairy lower back (just above her butt).

"That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>

by Blazeler December 14, 2008

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

inverell

Often referred to as Inferal. if you were born here your mother and father are probably brother and sister. Intelligent people in Inverell are as rare as rocking horse shit.

That person looks like they come from Inverell....
Get away from me you remind me of Inverell

by jfking September 15, 2006

invert

A paintball company that makes markers, pants, etc.

I believe that the company is owned by Empire Paintbll

Hey did you see the new new invert marked

by joe the third January 20, 2009