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Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
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The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014
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Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person
I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.
by Bananas23 November 24, 2015
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Ur mum innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit
by Janis Smith June 28, 2020
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This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad
Ur not invited to my birthday party
by Big boy Jayden November 29, 2020
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