Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.
by fitzlad December 22, 2009
Get the Morning Widemug. Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.
Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
by slim415 December 15, 2009
Get the Last morningmug. The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016
Get the Morning Marblemug. Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.
by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011
Get the Morning Guiltmug. by lowdoh January 27, 2020
Get the HOOD MORNINGmug. when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.
by general fiasco May 19, 2010
Get the corn for the mornmug. Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019
Get the Morning Woodmug.