cabbage

Shorter kind of disgustingly cabbagey type of person... residing in a town called Orangeville... very awkward almost all of the time... enjoys purposely spilling beer on undeserving people's pants making it look like they pissed themselves... May come attatched to a cabbage string!

HEY CABBAGE JUST POURED BEER ON MATTY'S PANTS FOR NO REASON.... delete that picture (the string is showing)...

by Sanchez Mcgee March 02, 2005

Cabbage

A person who can withstand cold temperatures.

Dude! Look at her stand in the snow in a bikini! She's such a cabbage!

by OrangeDweeb January 24, 2004

Cabbage Fest

Sister to the term sausage fest, a cabbage fest is a Party, or Alcohol-Driven even mostly consisting of Female visitors, usually quite annoyed that there isn't a greater presence of Men around. Usually quite good for blokes though, as the chance of pulling has just gone very much in their way.

Girl 1: Oh girls, can't believe this, it's a cabbage fest in here!

Girl 2: Yeah, can't believe this!

Guy 1: Ey Ladies :D

by Russ Bishop March 10, 2007

Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 14, 2010

cabbage patch

A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.

1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...

by Alotafagina May 04, 2006

Muff Cabbage

Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.

Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.

by Kyle's Twin December 31, 2012

cabbage kicker

n wales. an inbred person. usually seen wearing wellies or driving tractors, generally reluctant to converse in english. often a welsh nationalist who will hold extremely negative veiws on any indivdual not immediately connected to him/herself by either culture or language. always suspicious of 'outsiders'.

D:'that fella was a proper cabbage kicker! see the way he looked at us for speaking english!'
P:'yeah, f***in joskins do my nut in!'

by Dayv _B June 03, 2007