country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.

yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!

by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

country musex

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

by Krkič January 29, 2020

Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

Cottage Country

A poor nigga's hood.

Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"

Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"

by Ethan Niggers June 21, 2021

Cross country

A sport that only crazy people who don't think running is a punishment do. This sport requires a lot of time, dedication, a healthy diet, and the right attitude.

Person: "Ugh, we have to run so far in PE today.
Cross country runner: "I have to run triple this at cross country so this is nothing for me"

by cocoaj October 10, 2017