help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

how can I help you

The worst urername in urbin dictonery

how can I help you

by red clan January 11, 2019

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

Please help I've had a strokety pokety

Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!

Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.

by I'm stupid July 10, 2022

Help I need a very strong woman

I’m going to die without her help

Help I need a very strong woman

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

help my room just set on fire

This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.

Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department

by Aaaagdddgdghhhhj July 10, 2021

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018