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Internet Whore (N.)
1- One who excessively updates their live journal, has a profile full of ridiculously colorful text (and song lyrics), and has most importantly, a myspace where they are often found tYpInG and (usually) acting retardedly.
"mY nAmE iS seXii Mike nd meh Hobiez includez:
Moonlight Strolls
Fresh German Chocolates
Dancing to the 'flashdance' soundtrack!
O, LoL and im Allergic to Peanutz!!!
OmG iLLy!!! I LUB J00!!":-D
by steve March 8, 2005
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internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno
screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click
by i think im gay July 17, 2006
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Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.
Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.
by grlubb May 24, 2007
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Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!
Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!
by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008
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Internet Sigh

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.
Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:

• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,

• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,

• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,

• “I hate (wo)men”

Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.
by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009
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Internet Trip

When you go on the internet with the intent of only doing one task, and end up hoping from one page to another, until you finaly realise an hour has gone by and you havnt done the task you orignaly set out to do.

Similar to a YouTube Loop
Dude A: Sorry dude, im gonna go check my email real quick, the boss is sending me some important stuff.

Dude B: Okay man.

--1 Hour--

Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?

Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.
by addandsubtract February 1, 2010
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Interimcept

to intercept a mid-quarter report when it comes in the mail so that parents can't say anything about your currently fictional grades
Dude I want to go to the movies this weekend, but I've gotta interimcept or it will never happen

My stupid mailman always comes at different times, he's interfering with my interimception!
by urbandecaydance March 4, 2010
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