Interimcept 

to intercept a mid-quarter report when it comes in the mail so that parents can't say anything about your currently fictional grades

Dude I want to go to the movies this weekend, but I've gotta interimcept or it will never happen

My stupid mailman always comes at different times, he's interfering with my interimception!

Interimcept by urbandecaydance March 4, 2010

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

Intercepting 

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

Intercepting by pujneet November 2, 2010

Canadian Interception 

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.

Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

Canadian Interception by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012

interceptor 

the interceptor is what happens when you pull out when your girlfriend is giving you head, you then proceed to catch your load, screem "intercepted" in a funny voice and slap your woman in the face saying "bitch".

"INTERCEPTED BITCH" hence the interceptor

interceptor by foreign (SA) guy November 3, 2008

cockslap interception 

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

cockslap interception by flapjackal May 23, 2015

interception 

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.

Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions

interception by serphas September 8, 2014