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bow ii

the most annoying creature in FUCKING EXISTENCE LIKE STFU GURL- WE DONT WANT THE CHAIR AAAAAAA
by bow ii February 25, 2024
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Exodus II

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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Music Building II

Also known as the evil ass rape building, EARB for short.
Located in the north side of campus at Penn State
I must practice at Music Building II for tomorrows recital.
by jdisnsidineja223 June 7, 2025
mugGet the Music Building IImug.

Knife II

A:"I'm not gay, but damn, Knife II is kinda fine."

B: "It isnt gay to appreciate a man's beauty, whether that be in personality or looks."

A: "Dude, I'd fuck him"

B: "WOAHH Okay!! Calm down bud."
by mephone4twenty January 13, 2025
mugGet the Knife IImug.

u ii a io u iii a io

the sound of some mf who mumbled and became viral on tiktok
A: u ii a iu u iii a iu
B: dude no its u ii a io u iii a io
mugGet the u ii a io u iii a iomug.

Philip II

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
by fin82 February 7, 2024
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