Horizontal coin slot

The direction of a chinese woman vagina hole runs opposite of normal women vaginas..

That chinks horizontal coin slot looks just like her eyes.

by TWIZZrx January 29, 2018

Horizontal Butt Crack

The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.

Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"

by riversabound October 20, 2010

horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

horizontal phobia

the total best gothic band in the total world!!! even better than dun dun dun............. KORN!!! (the band..not the vegetable..DUH!!!) have a nice day my fellow horizontal phobia worshippers/fanatics!

person:OMG I WOULD DIE FOR HORIZONTAL PHOBIA!!
other person: ME TOO!! theyre so gothic!!
person: NO U WOULDNT POSER!!
other person: dont u backsass me mister!!
person: go to hell so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u dick!!
other person: MAYBE I WILL
person: ok fine!!
other person: AND I AM NOT A DICK!!
person:yes u are!
other person: *starts crying* IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U U MEANIE HEAD!!

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it April 20, 2005

horizontal phobia

the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.

goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: NO! not for preps!

by cool person March 13, 2005

horizontal phobia

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....

i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005

Horizontility

Horizontility is the amount of horizontalness of something, such as a tabletop, or floor. A vertical wall would have 0% horizontility while the line monitoring the heartbeat of a dead man would have 100% horizontility.

Person A: Dude, check out the horizontility of that guy. It's gotta be like 99%.
Person B: Yeah, silly drunk guys, sleep somewhere else.

by jwalk0n August 5, 2008