jwalk0n's definitions

LDS

Latter Day Saints, as in The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints, which literally means, church of the Jesus Christ that the latter day saints made up to fit their lifestyle.

Mormans and people in the Church of LDS are thoroughly confused.

by jwalk0n August 6, 2008

Horizontility

Horizontility is the amount of horizontalness of something, such as a tabletop, or floor. A vertical wall would have 0% horizontility while the line monitoring the heartbeat of a dead man would have 100% horizontility.

Person A: Dude, check out the horizontility of that guy. It's gotta be like 99%.
Person B: Yeah, silly drunk guys, sleep somewhere else.

by jwalk0n August 5, 2008