Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

Honk cult

Created by a.i.troopers (AleXa stans) after a car honked in her live.
Honking is now the first priority in life.

Høñk

The cult tiktok acc is @oghonkcult and also check @marisatiny on twitter because she created the fancam

I am part of the honk cult

by schneggi December 23, 2020

Honk

Honk is an online language for odd memer peeps who enjoy Untitled Goose Game in a weird way. The language is used as below:

Tom: honks in I LOVE YOU!
Brime: honks in what the fuck-

by CheckeredHousePlant August 2, 2020

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022

Butt honk

When someone squeezes your butt

I butt honked my girl last night

by Lil Deshy November 27, 2021

honk

honk up somebodies ass = to give an enema

stop honking up my butt,would ya?!

by Punker July 12, 2007

honk and wave

No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.

"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.

by pj.sf July 22, 2012