homework

A diversion that the teatchers use to make sure kids are really who they say they are. They place the tinyest camera where you put your name so they know if the dog really ate your homework.

Honest Mrs. carrot! I did my homework and it flew out the window. Honest!

by anonymous kids from around the world November 12, 2003

homeworks

An unnecessary pluralization of "homework" used carelessly and with poor taste.

"Did y'all do your homeworks?"
"Yea-yum!"

by Dan Copulsky July 31, 2006

homework

Code word referring to alcohol in lands where alcohol is not to be possessed/consumed.

RA: What's in the backpack?
Oh just some homework.

Let's go on a homework run to gear up for tonight.

by Tyler "Tyler Lomborg" Lemburg March 15, 2009

homework

poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system

I'm going to die from my pile of homework

by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019

homework

H alf
O f

M y

E nergy

W asted

O n

R andom
K nowledge

homework stands for : half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

by the missing sock in the wash November 4, 2019

homework

Life's way of kicking us in the ass.

Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.

by soyeahprettymuch November 20, 2013