howker

Howker is a Scottish person who farms potatoes

Aye sin your just like your father and old ayrshire tattie howker

by Thebiy December 29, 2014

Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.

OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?

by Echination January 14, 2015

hooker room

A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.

Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!

by ewphewpew December 1, 2015

hookersoup

Hookersoup is hooker that has sex with multiple men and collects the Cum in her pussy by keeping her ass in the air till the hole is full then she dumps it in a chilled salad bowl. Then serves it with fresh black pepper.

Last night that hooker served me some of the sweetest and saltest cold soup, but she would not say what the main ingredient was, only that it was high in protien and called hookersoup.

by Luckyspit January 5, 2017

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018

Hooker

A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!

This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.

by J Milluh October 6, 2018

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019