Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

Hippo

A fat ass bitch

Man 1: did you see that girl
Man 2: she was a hippo

by Hdhdhshdhjeje October 28, 2019

Spicy hippo

You know a hippo that’s mad spicy

Jake- have u seen that hippo on tv
Marty- ya that was a spicy hippo bro

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

Spicy hippo

You know a chunky voluptuous thick hippo with all that spice

Jake- man look over there
Marty- oh damn ma that one spicy hippo

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

Hippo

An animal with no soul

Did you know that Hippos kill more than 500 people a year.

by Gedghf September 26, 2021

Hippo rat

A hippo rat is a rat that only lives for a few weeks because it gets eaten by the family dog

“Your rat is gonna be a hippo rat soon if you don’t put that cage up higher”

by RatLover111 July 9, 2021