hillbilly punch

a drink where people put every thing from turpinten to vodka and every thing in between and mix it together ussually results in hospital visits.

damn man that hillbilly punch hit me hard

by paco de ponzone November 17, 2017

hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

urban hillbilly

There usually young men from mid teens to early 20s who are usually loners who don't like to associate with any particular social trend or norm. They usually live in small rural towns where they don't really fit in. They are the type that wears leather jackets in the spring and uses exes gel in his hair and when he grows up hopes to move out of his small town to a big city

"Man that boy over there kinda of a loner in this small town what a urban hillbilly"

by otto36 June 21, 2015

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Hillbilly thugs.

Organization aka. Gang that originated out of pumpkin town.

I want to be a member of hillbilly thugs.

by Hillbilly thug January 13, 2019