Hanneli

Fucking Crackhead

Hanneli is a shithead

by Jebediah Stain February 29, 2020

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008

Turn the handel

To come out of the closet.

I think that dude should just turn the handel.

by Kodey Hensel October 6, 2008

Hanzala

A person who simps over someone, talks about their crush in a group chat, someone screenshots his/her messages and they get salty

"Don't be a Hanzala"

by Spartangiraffefan11 October 17, 2020

Hazel

GAYBOY GAYBOY GAYBOY GAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!
she fancies the pants off of Jasmine.

obviously.... (:

"wow shes gay and loves jasmine loads even though jasmine doesnt want her babies"

"i know!!! what a hazel!!"

by alicepocketthellobum May 11, 2008

hanzlik

An attempt to discreetly scratch one's breast when it itches in public.

That girl looks like she's adjusting her purse strap, but it was really just a hanzlik.

by foa January 3, 2009