Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.

I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.

by Iqof3 April 22, 2020

San Francisco Handshake

An act of greeting wherein one person grabs the other person's crotch as opposed to their hand. Generally, this act is done between two people of the same gender. This act is especially prevalent in college frat houses and from people named Bryce.

Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.

After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.

by The_BFD February 10, 2013

Horizontal Clam Handshake

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.

Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!

by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007

Republican Handshake

Another name for a handjob. However usually given to get something in return or to curry favor.

The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.

by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010

Boston Handshake

Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006

nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

by astroblaster April 16, 2007