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love handle

where the sides of your hips stick out and it looks like hips or curves(what guys can't resist to touch or squezze)
When Sarah was walking, Jon squeezed her love handles
by sarah May 12, 2003
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hagglefuck

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."
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bacon hangers

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.
My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.
by (the) James November 11, 2007
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high school hanger

People that in fact are so sad as to hangout in a highschool even after they graduate, patheticness.
didnt that kid graduate last year.

yea but hes a high school hanger.

creepy.
by jinkz7 October 15, 2008
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mit'hangel

Mit'hangel is Hebrew slang, often used in a derogatory way, for someone who people beleive is gay. It can also be used to refer to a gossip, who spreads untrue rumors about someone, often out of jealousy.
Hey Joe, Idan is so mit'hangel . He has a crush on Harel Skaat but is spreading rumors about him.
by skewer October 10, 2008
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Pussy Handler

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"
by mesmatthews December 16, 2008
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Prune Handle

When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.

Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.
by TARDMAN29 October 29, 2011
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