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holiday handjob 

A festive want given by a female
"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."
holiday handjob by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Hybrid Handjob 

When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis
“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”
Hybrid Handjob by PastNever November 12, 2017

arangatang handjob 

1.When a masculine girl gives you a ferocious handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
- “That bitch almost ripped my dick”
-“Damn she gave you a arangatang handjob
arangatang handjob by DontEatMyAss December 15, 2017

Gettysburg Handjob 

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
Gettysburg Handjob by DWBB February 5, 2018

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

Persian handjob 

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.
Persian handjob by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018