Head hamster

The little hamster that runs on the hamster wheel in your head you make you think. The faster it runs, the harder you think.

damn, that test today really killed my head hamster

by reloadNshootum November 26, 2010

vicious man-eating hamster

a hamster that feeds on human flesh

My best friend was eaten by vicious man-eating hamster.

by N.R. McTwizzler October 2, 2009

New Hamster

License plate motto: Live Free or Die. No state income tax. No state sales tax. State operated liquor stores. Beautiful, heavily wooded and mountanous state located in the northeastern region of the United States known as New England. Very low crime rate and anyone can legally walk around with a gun strapped to their belt without getting a license.It has a small population located mostly along it's border with the hated much more urban and populated state of Massachusetts, where many if not most New Hamsterites find well paying jobs that don't exist in their *cough* booming state.

Dude, I wasn't born yesterday, whaddaya think I just drove down from New Hamster in a pick-up truck?

by whatthefucksyourproblemboss? November 10, 2006

ban hamster

The "ban hamster" is a slang term for internet message boards.

"Hitting someone with the ban hamster" or "unleashing the ban hamster" is when a moderator or administrator of a message board bans somebody from posting,usually because of repeated terms of service violations,or in some cases just because they disagree with what the poster is saying.

1-time for you to meet the ban hamster,find another message board to post on.

2-Crimson Mask unleashed the ban hamster on me yesterday because I called him a name he didn't like.

by bonpenserio March 13, 2009

Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010