kill your hamster

when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.

"I unironically like Logan Paul."

- "Kill your hamster."

by Wind dancer January 10, 2018

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chinese dwarf hamster

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

by NoodleLady January 26, 2018

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hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

by flake May 05, 2004

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Hamster Wheel Brain

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.

I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.

by dward May 31, 2004

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