head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.
Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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too swag to handle

The best, most amazing, hot, sexy, incredible, badass person to ever exist. They are smart, good looking (both on the inside and on the outside), funny, impressive, talented and a lil crazy. Everyone wants to be them or be with them. They give off chad and multi millionaire boss vibes.
You follow too swag to handle on ig? Can we be friends?

Watch out what you say to them! They are too swag to be lied to!
by cockroach7247 March 05, 2022
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slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling
Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle
by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017
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handle my business

To masterbate or play with oneself.
"I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business."
by HotDyke August 02, 2006
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Fag Handle

1. the loop found on carpenter style pants, more specifically when found on carpenter shorts.

2. a penis
"What do you got there on your pants? Fag Handle! Fag Handle!"

"He just walked right up to him and grabbed him by the fag handle."
by ATMJess May 27, 2007
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Love Handle Linger

A move a guy will do when he's done hugging you in attempts to seduce you.
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."
Laura - "Hey, I hung out with my boss last night."

Rachael - "Who is your boss?"

Laura - "Gabe"

Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"
by Hatamatic April 02, 2009
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Oh shit handles

The handles located above the door on the passenger side. Grabbed when the vehicle is out of control and usually accompanied by an "OH SHIT!"
Billy was high when he was driving, I swear I grabbed the oh shit handles like a hundred times.

My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.
by reckless driver September 07, 2009
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