Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

by MarcD August 22, 2006

guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing guitar. It can be pleasure, pain or even gas?

Benjamin Johnson's got some mad guitar face.

by fallforyou March 30, 2008

guitar hero

A term used lightly for someone who is neither a hero, nor plays the guitar well at all.

Guy1: "Hey, lets play Guitar Hero, and be Guitar Heroes"

Guy2: "Fffffffuck no!"

by Chris2112 November 29, 2007

Guitar Hero

A guitar simulation music video game for the PlayStation 2. Guitar Hero is bashed by real guitarists for...some reason.

Guitarist: OMG y dun u play real guitar insted of dat stoopid guitar hero gaem?

Gamer: I don't know. I like the game.

Guitarist: Loser.

by Not CJayC July 20, 2008

rusty guitar

The act of a man licking/eating out a female's asshole while fingering her clit (like a guitar).

Bob: Man, I just don't know how to satisfy my girlfriend lately.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.

by Dykeee May 6, 2006

guitar heroine

1. A chick that's mad nasty at guitar hero.

2. Some pussy ass dude that plays guitar hero like a little girl.

1. Man she lays down those riffs like a true guitar heroine.

2. Dude whats wrong with you? You're shreddin like guitar heroine.

by blingtastic January 10, 2008

guitar hero

You guys are idiots. Guitar Hero and the "real" guitar BOTH take incredible amounts of skill. I would know; I play both. So until you can melt faces on plastic and authentic, quit trying to rag on everyone.

Guitar player: "dudeman guitar hero is so gay, itz not nearly as hxc as teh real guitar."
Guitar Hero: "stfu noob you can't five-star a song on Expert."
Rational person: "God dammit, you BOTH have skill. Quitcher bitching."

by hayguys November 23, 2007