guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

by swallow my meat April 30, 2004

Rockstar with no guitar

A crackhead.
Think about it.

You: Why is that guy twitching?
Me: He's a rockstar with no guitar..
You: What? ...oooooh!

by Kirby Vile April 9, 2008

guitar pete

Cartoon monkey that plays guitar in a band with a stoner penguin and religous bagel.

Guitar Pete is the greatest cartoon monkey who plays guitar with a bagel and penguin ever!

by dan vegas March 3, 2004

Guitar Guy

The ass clown at parties that plays guitar to seduce women and steal the pussy from everyone else. The ass clown is usually an asshole, but puts on a show for the ladies.

I want to kill the guitar guy.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

guitar face

The measure by which you can tell what a guitar player is like while making love by watching his facial expressions as he plays guitar.

You can tell he's good in bed, he has great guitar face!

by SicolaGal May 11, 2010

wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 2, 2003

Guitar hero

A good game that allows you to live out your rock n roll fantasies but does not allow you to think your better than everyone else who plays guitar because you can play through the fire and flames on expert mode. Another thing that pisses everyone off is that the people who play guitar hero actaully think that the controller is an actual intrument.

Kid one: I love guitar hero its so awesome I bet you 100 bucks that if you give me a real guitar I can play through the fire and flames!

Kid two: Ok hands him real guitar.

Kid one: Attemps and Epically fails.
Kid two: Ha you owe me a hundred bucks!
Kid one screw you real guitar is gay and I dont owe you anything. Kid two: takes guitar and hits kid one in the head and takes hundred bucks.

by Slayerkid16 May 24, 2009