by B-dette April 14, 2007
Get the catch a gripmug. A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.
by Teh_Guy November 15, 2010
Get the Grip Checkmug. teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
by heatHerize January 14, 2013
Get the Grip mastermug. A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.
Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
by LilSticky December 2, 2021
Get the Grips Momentmug. The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.
That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.
After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019
Get the Bro gripmug. The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
Get the Grip the Squatchmug. when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)
by Sithmaul February 17, 2008
Get the pencil gripmug.