My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
Get the Graham Westonmug. A Graham Mobbs is a beast of a man, he normally stalks his prey at night and pounces in the morning. He will creep and then he will fully charge gaining the momentum of a bear.
by Inflamed Penis September 17, 2018
Get the graham mobbsmug. 
One who causes eternal damnation, lingering pain and the suffering of others
They are typically constantly horny for no apparent reason.
They are typically constantly horny for no apparent reason.
by SauceLMAO February 17, 2022
Get the Grahammug. Amelie graham de vanily is the twin sister of Emilie agreste in the amazing television series, miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir. Not much is known about her other than the fact that her husband is dead and her sons name is Felix, who will be a future villain. She has a weird obsession with her sisters wedding rings and wants them for herself, it’s awfully sus
by Amelie graham de vanily July 26, 2021
Get the Amelie graham de vanilymug. a substitution to using derogatory words like "wigger";
a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.
FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)
Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.
FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)
Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
Be proud of your heritage. It's ok to appreciate other cultures. And it's ok to hang out with people of different ethnicities. That's the beauty that beauty that makes the world go around. But you're r trying too hard to be noticed. I agree. Who cares what other people think or say? I'm just telling you because there is an elephant in the room. I think people should mind their own business and let people live their lives how they want minus the judgement. But ignorant people are calling you a graham cracker. The assholes of your kind say that you are just a brown cracker / black but you're still a cracker. It's just a more subtle tactic of people with racial tendencies, fuck em, i know. I just wasn't going to be a part of something everybody knew but you.
by BCakez March 16, 2022
Get the graham crackermug. 