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Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022
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Drown out the Gopher

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.
Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
by GoochTrain November 8, 2016
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smoking out the gopher

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”
by jd82 February 1, 2021
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average ramp goer

only consists of queers

excluded from ramp:
gus
“are u an average ramp goer?” “no”
by boobdestroyer June 1, 2021
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Luke Ina Goerisch

Luke Ina Goerisch is an actor and a very cute guy. His smile brings happiness in a room. He is kind and he is there for you when you need it.
My favourite actor is Luke Ina Goerisch
by fan.of.actors November 21, 2021
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Govero, aka GoPro

An aquatic creature who spends most of his time drunk in the pool water. In the rare occurrence he joins his land friends, the Govero can be seen ripping shots of fireball, playing kanjam, and participating in games of beersbee. The Govero does not wear shirts when out of water.
The Govero, aka GoPro spent a few hours out of water yesterday, so it's likely you will have to find another kanjam partner. Sorry man.
by Govero January 15, 2020
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gaper

tourist; referring to the gap in between goggles and hat most frequently seen on Southern Californians and people from Jersey who recreate in the mountains; usually accompanied by a Starter jacket
"Hey gaper, get in your Hummer and drive your ass back to Bayonne!"
by re-donkulous October 11, 2006
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