To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.
It is derived from the classic joke:
O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."
Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
It is derived from the classic joke:
O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."
Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese July 21, 2008
Get the fuck the goatmug. A sexual position meaning to take a girl from behind on the edge of the bed. Either Anal or Vaginal. Benificial because the goat will always be pushing back.
Me and my girlfriend were feeling very environmental so we decided to do the goat on the cliff.
A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.
A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.
by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008
Get the goat on the cliffmug. A term used in Jamaica to describe people who make negative predictions or hypotheses which actually turn out to be the case. (P.S. Thing said must be negative in nature)
Bob and Peter decide to transport 100 kilos of weed in their car. Bob gets cold feet about the plan and says to Peter: 'What if the babylon boys stop us on the road?' (Babylon ==Police). Peter says to bob : 'Stop being a little sissy and let's do this man'. They start to drive and on reaching a corner they meet up on some babylon boys who are doing a spot check and they get pulled over. Peter says to Bob: 'You know, you are a real goat mouth Bob?'.
by macho_man July 28, 2016
Get the Goat Mouthmug. The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
Get the The Rule of Goatsmug. "I was looking forward to playing 9 holes before work, but the course my buddy picked was a goat track."
by Charlie_Foxtrot May 11, 2007
Get the goat trackmug. by Authex December 30, 2021
Get the goat materialmug. An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.
Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!
by Seshie January 9, 2009
Get the Disgruntled Goatmug.