Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.

I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ser see swee February 3, 2021

giraffe

a tall neck son of a bitch who claims they are better than everyone else but instead is a weird, sensitive asshole who never gets their way.

ugh i hate that giraffe. hes such a bitch.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

Giraffe in the room

The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.

Dewey Cox was the only one that wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021