The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

Inverted Golden Giraffe by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

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Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

Turned out to be a giraffe by mithyard June 24, 2021

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To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

To lie on top of the giraffe by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

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queer giraffes

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.

Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!

Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!

queer giraffes by Saverio January 7, 2005

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