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goat on the cliff

A sexual position meaning to take a girl from behind on the edge of the bed. Either Anal or Vaginal. Benificial because the goat will always be pushing back.
Me and my girlfriend were feeling very environmental so we decided to do the goat on the cliff.

A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.
by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008
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Goat Mouth

A term used in Jamaica to describe people who make negative predictions or hypotheses which actually turn out to be the case. (P.S. Thing said must be negative in nature)
Bob and Peter decide to transport 100 kilos of weed in their car. Bob gets cold feet about the plan and says to Peter: 'What if the babylon boys stop us on the road?' (Babylon ==Police). Peter says to bob : 'Stop being a little sissy and let's do this man'. They start to drive and on reaching a corner they meet up on some babylon boys who are doing a spot check and they get pulled over. Peter says to Bob: 'You know, you are a real goat mouth Bob?'.
by macho_man July 28, 2016
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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goat track

"I was looking forward to playing 9 holes before work, but the course my buddy picked was a goat track."
by Charlie_Foxtrot May 11, 2007
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goat material

Somebody or something that is capable of being the greatest of all time.
You're goat material.
by Authex December 30, 2021
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Disgruntled Goat

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.
Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!
by Seshie January 9, 2009
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Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.
'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'
by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009
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